Cats in Hats - Part Deux

I've only gone and done it again.  Stumbled across an Etsy store that sells hats for cats. These hats for cats, however, aren't chic felt adornments for your feline.  They're knitted bonnets.  Knitted.  Bonnets.  These beauties don't sit jauntily on your quietly proud pet's head.  They are held firmly and definitely in place with a determined woolly bow.  I kid you not.  There's no way Stanley, Doug or Frank (made up names I've always wanted to give to cats, after Eric and Ernie of course) could grapple their way out of one of these knitted cat fascinators. .

See for yourselves...

If I wasn't already neutered,

the cats on the street would

have my danglers for wearing this.

I...  Can't...  Breathe.

Does my bottom look big in this?

What did I ever do to you?

Okay, apart from leave furballs on your pillow.

I absolutely love all of them.  You can find these beautifully knitted hats for cats at scooterKnits on Etsy alongside knitted cat toys.  I have to 'fess up to the fact that I am profoundly jealous that the lady who designs and knits these hats for cats is able to adorn her cat with them.  If I could dress up Eric and Ernie, I'd have blog fodder for years.  I put collars on Eric and Ernie once.  Went out.  Came home.  I found them both looking stunned and confused in the middle of the carpet.  Each with a rear leg pinned under the collar and jammed against their ears.   They were like cat skittles waiting to be knocked over.  If I wasn't against cruelty to animals, I'd have given them a little shove just to see them topple, but I couldn't do it.  I was so concerned, I didn't even get my camera out.  I know.  I'm all about the compassion.